Himself spent 3 years in Iraq. Lost all but 2 of his 20 man Iraqi team…most of them right in front of his eyes.

One day I lost him in a local pub after the usual ARSEHOLES were asking him questions about what was really going on there.

I found him in a corner by the pool table, crying his heart out.

And my brother spent one year there!

Smooth Criminals aboundeth.

GOD’s HONEST TRUTH!

Please : Go and Tell YOUR fantasy stories to Disney. They mean NOTHING TO ME!

Cue. Spoiler ALERT : Oh. Vienna. 1725. Treaty of Vienna and the year that the Jesuits took control of the “CHURCH”