I was trained as a…Oh. Done that.

My father was a ….Done that.

My brother was and went back to being a…Ditto.

I do NOT need the trappings. The wigs. The mallet. The actors. The jury. The Defence. The Prosecution.

I HAVE the evidence!

Beyond ALL Reasonable Doubt.

IT is documented and available for Public Viewing. #HERE.

I’ve LIVED the accusations. Day in. Day out.

Been through the whole trial.

Been found GUILTY of something or other non-specific apart from just Being Alive (?)

And now – whether or not it #offends y’all (m’eh) I’m going to STUFF my tiny £5 Christmas Chicken.

“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”

Yay :o)