OhMyGiddyAunt. This is a F1RST for me.
I am Christmas ORGANISED. How did that happen? I wasn’t even trying.
All the frozen is defrosted. All the lukewarm is now cold. The sausage rolls are on standby. The pork is in the bottom aga for the next 6 or 7 hours. And…
The wood burner has been throwing heat out since 6am.
My Mum’s SE-Cuh-RET BREAD SAUCE RECIPE has been deployed and (horror of horrors) I’ve actually got stuffing to stuff the Bird with. We do chu-icken, btw. None of us are fans of turkey and the fuh-ights we have over Goose/Pheasant/PUH-artridge aren’t worth the emotional black-eyes.
Shame that I forgot the raspberries, though. LOLOLOL :o)
Sane? Sane? What’s Sane? This is UTTER MADNESS, chez moi.