Earless Wirephones…….Nope……..Wireless earphones are ME.

OMGiddyAunt. I AM HIP!

OK, son…Thanks and all that but how do they work?

5 minutes and much eye-rolling and tutting later he tells me to select a song and put said WIRELESS Earphones in.

So I did. Thin Lizzy.

OK, SON. HOW DO I TURN THE VOLUME DOWN?

For goodness sake. Stop shouting, Mother.

HELLO! HOW DO I TURN THE VOLUME DOWN?