I AM GETTING THERE, THANKS. BUT IF YOU GO TO THE LOO AND COME BACK, YOU HAVE TO RE-SYNC THE BUGGERS.

THEY’VE STOPPED FALLING OUTTA MY EARS NOW. YES. THANK YOU. I’LL DO IT TOMORROW, LOVE. IT’S IN THE BATHROOM AND THERE IS NO RICE PUDDING!

Mother. Please STOP Shouting at us!

OOOOPS.