I was being optimistic there.

80 seconds is more like it!

Anyhoo – You get the guy. Do the jiggly stuff. He falls asleep for the next 20 years.

I IRL screamed those words or something like them during labour. NEVER, EVER COME NEAR ME AGAIN, YOU BASTARD.

He was slightly miffed by that. After dropping me off about midnight at the hospital and then going back to bed to sleep. Go figure. Shrug.

Baby was born at 6:15am. That was over 5 hours alone with the worst pain EVER!

Yada. Pethidine. Yada. Gas and Air…….GIMMEGIMMEGIMME more of that brilliant Nitrous Oxide. Giggles.