Apparently (according to TV adverts) women of a “certain age” will piss themselves several times a day!

ESPECIALLY women who have had children.

Tighten them pelvic floor muscles, gals. Via exercise or surgery or…?

#Programmed?

I need 24 Tena Lady pads piled in my BIG KNICKERS – STAT!

I laughed. Oh. How Very Dare I? :o)