I’ve been in a PALACE or two.

Well. THIS one was the Prince’s outbuilding.

I actually went round the place and physically counted over 50 gilded chairs and over 50 gilded coffee tables with over 50 SOLID GOLD tissue boxes.

I’m a LADY.

I was fully clothed and didn’t throw food at anyone. But…..:o)

Either or of the below I’d LOVE to do!

P.S. Said PRINCE had a private island stocked with wild animals and my traveller-in-mayhem asked if me and she could visit it.

STOOPID thing to ask in a Business Lunch?