For the past few nights I’ve been going to bed with a dentist!

Stop. M.C. Beaton/Hamish Macbeth/Death of a Dentist. FFS.

It’s probably my 4th or 5th read through/listen and I have finally decided to check out if Marion made up the phrase “Australian Trench.”

OK. She didn’t. And I’m NOT surprised.

When I joined HM Forces I had #PERFECT teeth. Not a single filling.

But the Army dentist was so disgusted by this that he drilled a hole in a bottom left molar and filled it with mercury.

Bastard!