How To Become An Influencer : In One Easy Lesson

Step 1 : Blackmail and threaten an already successful whytoob channel creator.

Step 2 : DEMAND that the channel above makes her a TOOL/INFLUENCER everywhere with whatever name she goes by that minute.

Step 3 : Pretend to be someone you are not.

Step 4 : Buy Prada sunglasses, sit back and relax as you watch all YOUR brain-washed minions wreck other peoples lives for you.

Step 5 : Rake in the Meelyons and Meeylons of free benefits.

SIMPLES.

P.S. Also dye your hair blonde and have BIG Bristol City’s. The men love all that :o)

P.P.S. The flight from Heathrow to Dubai is about 8 hours. I wonder how MILEs HIGH this one went? ? ?

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