I HAVE A COMPLAINT!

What has happened to Cadbury’s Dairy Milk?

OK. I know what happened. The family sold out for katrillions of $ to Kraft (?) or some such Hyper-Mega-Global American Company. GIMME THE MONEY VIBE ?

My boys know that sometimes I like a little bit of chocolate. Sometimes Dark Chocolate. Sometimes Milk Chocolate. Just a couple of squares after tea.

A bar can last me a whole week (unless the huge, thieving kids get to it before me. Grrrr)

Anyhoo – I’ve been complaining for a long time that the taste of Famous Brand Chocolate has changed for the worse. My teeth can taste it!

That horrible bitter after-burn of saccharine or aspartame.

Go away. I’m having a HUGE Sarah Bernhardt moment. Back of hand on forehead. Fainting with hysteria because there is now NOTHING left to live for.

Without proper chocolate, life is worthless :o(

DramaQueen : Exit Stage Left pursued by a kick up the arse!!!!