History For Dummies

Lesson 1 : THE FOUNDERS FOUND the Buildings. (Simples. This means we don’t have to do the work of researching anything.)

Lesson 2 : Everyone was shipped in from ? to ? and FOUND stuff. (More Simples. Blame something else.)

Lesson 3 : BELIEVE the yt TROOTH CHans who Found the Founded who were the Founders who Founded the Found. (Complicate the narrative a bit there and they’ll believe ya!)

OR?

Research two dates.

1775 & 1776

1775 is when the Empire was finally defeated. FACT.

1776 is when….well. Y’all know that date!

So. According to the them – within one short year the History of History Changed.

Or maybe…

Before 1775 that much hated group called Freemasons were a Good School of Very Educated People who were desperately trying to bring Ancient Knowledge to light.

Check out the Freemason links with the Founding Fathers?

After 1776….y’all know that date. Suddenly a whole continent realised that they were surrounded by amazing buildings.

Halley-fkn-looyah. What a treasure trove. Sod the Old World and their history. We will BUILD a NATION on Truth, Liberty and Justice For ALL.

Bollocks.

America has full and certain knowledge of their past history. The Native Americans. The Chinese. The Inca. The Aztecs. The buildings. The TRUE Creator. The BEST education system ever created. The Bible. The Flat. The …..

OK. I’m so bored with it all.

Talking to a BRICK WALL Vibe :o(

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