Tommy (whom I’ve known for 20 years) and I have a love/hate relationship in a local supermarket.

He’s the one who was talking about Zelda, took one look at me and said to his fellow server – SHE won’t have a clue what we are talking about.

I said something about playing Doom for endless hours.

Today he did it again. He talked (behind his mask) about a film he’d watched last night. He named all the actors and then said – D’ya know Bernard Lee. He was in this film. He played…..

ME – M in the Bond movies.

Tommy and I and How To Kill a Conversation in 1 Second : TBC :o)