OMGawd…I’m hearing strange noises in my house and things keep moving around.

OK. That’s true. For an old house, I have NEVER, not once, felt afraid here. It’s a wonderful space to live in.

This made me LOL. OK.

#11 : Of course things randomly move. I live with 3 men who have zero logic about how to store things properly!

#10 : Foul Odours? See above. That’ll be 12 smelly socks a day. Don’t ask!

#9 : Float? Not the ballcock in the upstairs loo. POLTERGHOSTY NEEDED. Please apply.

#8 : Noises. Yup. The elephants walking on the bare floorboards above me. The sound of constant complaints….Moving on.

#7 : Voices and Messages. Not going there. Fricking POST-IT notes?

#6 : Turning On and Off. Apart from the very expensive coffee machine and the crap internet connection … OK. I’ll own this one. This object turns from sweet to sour in a second :o)

#5 : Strange cuts or bruises ? NOT going there either. See Conspiracy R Us video about that one. A previous post!

#4 : Broken to Working. Leccy cuts or dead batteries. Our grandfather clock just needs a good, expert clean!!!!

#3 : Attacked by something that isn’t “there.” Mmmn. NPC’s ?

#2 : My puppy died on the 25th Jan 2021. FACT! Hang on whilst I sob my heart out. AGAIN.

#1 : WTF? Two children talking to and/or shouting at their computer screens as they play online games?

Case Closed.