How much? asked I

£4.5diddybleh.

So I root about in my pocket and go AHA.

There you go, £4.50 pence.

Fiddy DREE.

What?

Dree Fee needed.

There’s no point in asking
You’ll get no reply
Oh just remember I don’t decide
I got no reason it’s all too much
You’ll always find us
Out to lunch

I held out the coins in my hand and she swiped 3pence.

Vacant? Me or Her?