I might have a bit of a rep in town )?(

So I go into the smallest sooperdooper shop early doors this morning for potatoes and green beans and a few inconsequentials & I’m greeted by a member of staff shouting that (see title above) at me down the aisle!

Oh. He’s lovely. Mid to late 20’s. Camp as Camp but a real good vibe.

And because I was intensely studying my shopping list with my head up my !? all I could think of to say was…HOW DARE YOU? You started it.

So we end up shouting accusations at each other for a few minutes until I get to the checkout.

The young bloke serving has to ring the bell for assistance.

Himself rocks up and says – I KNEW it would be because of you!

That’s a good shop :o)

What? Why? #Innocent