#@LOL.com

My traveller in crime has flown with me on both Emirates and Etihad. And she does the BEST Precious Little voice ever. Because she is a dyed-in-the-wool coffee drinker!

Also – one of my employees who (literally got up from his desk and) walked out on me in my hour of need went to school with the man who they based the effeminate coloured person on.

FACTFACTFACT!

As the Welsh say : We ‘ave no bread. You’ll ‘ave to ‘ave toast :o)