TRUE Story

Himself was in the company of some Irish Travellers last week.

He was sat sitting in the Works Van and he got a tap on the window.

Wit’ya got in der?

Nothing.

Wit’ya doing sittin’ der in a van wi’ not’in’ innit?

Nothing.

Ah. T’ats t’e crack.

Translated as a group of Irish itinerants saw a big van that might’ve been filled with lots of expensive stuff waiting for them. Some bright spark checked the front and saw a huge tattooed man eating his lunch and…..?