Yeah, man. Two old stories but just listen to this…

We get a bunch of sexy youngsters and re-live the Dracula myth. All that sex and violence and blood and bare tits and horror but, wait…WAIT til y’all hear this bit.

We reveal the TRUE DRACULA. No-one else knows this one. It’ll freak ’em all out. Tehe.

Now. Who hanged himself when he betrayed his protector and leader? Uh. Uh. C’mon. 30 pieces of silver dude. Hey, man. Bible? The kiss? Jesus, dude, who was he?

Kerching. Money in the bank :o)