Years ago – Hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face?

Today – Stress free cremations/hair dye/chemical plant fertiliser… Yup. These are my programmed adverts du jour. Related to my browsing history or my isp or my age or whatever.

I wash up about 4 times a day. I garden. I bleach and scrub our toilets. I check the oil level in the car. I hand wash delicate woollens. I rake out the wood burner. I saw wood. I bring in the coal from the coal shed. I de-gunge the Rayburn with wire wool.

My hands are as soft as an elephant’s behind. Even though I’ve NEVER worn nail varnish or had a weekly professional manicure or … bored now.