For some strange reason, wherever I served as an RMP, I found myself the Keeper of the Daily Log Book.

You know those old books…freaking huge? That you had to handwrite handwriting in?

Maybe it was because I was the only female and there didn’t have retard handwriting. Maybe?

Anyways. Every single reported “incident” had to be logged, in said Log Book. Full Details.

At the end of the shift we’d go through the “logs” and give them a n-acronym.

SNAFU (never written but often said) – Situation Normal All Fucked Up.

TBC was one – to be continued. M’eh. The next shift can deal with that.

And my FAVE :

NFA – NO FURTHER ACTION

NFA

NFA

NFA

:o)