Mirror in the Bathroom?

Mirror in the bathroom
Please talk free
The door is locked
Just you and me
Can I take you to a restaurant
That’s got glass tables
You can watch yourself
While you are eating

Narc : Mirror, Mirror on the WALL who’s the…….?

Mirror : Eff Off, you NARC. Fluff your hair elsewhere. Sheesh. Wasting my time with that 40 times a day BS.