Gagged, tied, stuffed in the boot of a car and left out in the cold. In the middle of nowhere :o)

Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
Why does it always rain on me?
Even when the sun is shining I can’t avoid the lightning

I probably told a huge whopper of a lie when I was 17. I don’t remember what or when or why.

P.S. The garden needed rain today. Woohoo!