Porridge was 18 episodes, 2 christmas specials, a pilot and a film. … they use the same names, “Lugless Douglas” appears in both series and sometimes, the …

To us TRUE Scots, aye : Lugs are EARS.

Therefore LUGLESS means a DEAF person who can’t hear.

And yet again I will tell True Truth : Bernie Taupin (Reg Dwight’s bezzie) grew up less than 20 miles away from my kitchen table.

He’s a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist
A pinball wizard’s got such a supple wrist….like a Merchant Banker ? In my opinion.