I caused my husband (and he helped too by standing up to toast Queenie Liz – not the done thing at a posh Naval Dinner) to be charged (it was a black mark on his charge sheet) by his superior officers.

How?

Well. At these stupid events, no-one is allowed to leave the table before the Big Knob has made his “speech.”

But I was BUSTING for a pish. So I left the table.

Followed by about half the women there.

The Navy NEVER stand to toast Queenie. They are usually on board ship and there is not enough head room for the tall ones. FACT!