We have a local legend here.

It concerns Caistor. A tiny town that I know quite well. I had MY U.K. office there.

G.R.S Mead wrote a book about Simon Magus. And how the “Romans” crucified him in a small Lincolnshire town.

OK. So after he flew around the Vatican and frightened all the men in frocks, he travelled to the east coast of England and got caught by ….

He was crucified 10 May 61 AD by the Roman Catus Decianus, at Caistor, modern-day Lincolnshire, Britain. According to Caesar Baronius and Hippolytus of Rome, Simon’s first arrival in Britain was in the year A.D.44, during the Roman conquest.

Someone forget to tell Caistor. They have no idea :o(

Too many Simons?

And THIS is why I refuse to even touch DOGMA.

It’s MY truth. No, it’s MY truth. No, y’all are wrong, it’s MY truth.