Magpie.

This is so flipping flipped it’s beyond real. But I’ve LIVED IT.

Someone nursed a fake injured magpie (I nursed a REAL injured Crow)

Someone nursed a lover of bright shiny things (I nursed said nurser) Publicly and Privately

Someone got locked down by the magpie (I got locked down by default by both)

By both the fake magpie and the rescuer. Because both of them were more interested in their love of bright shiny things.

Someone hates ME for trying to point out the bleeding obvious. 2 years ago.

Some people will and can NEVER be helped. FACT.

Moving ON from ctrl c and ctrl v :o)