I told Himself about it.

Some strawberries are growing under the crazy hazelnut tree.

Some are growing beside the veg patch – in the sun.

Some are growing in the new green polytunnel.

Which will fruit first.

He listened and said “Just like Douglas.”

Even after doing what I’ve done, writing what I’ve written, watched what I’ve watched I gave a very stupid brain-dead reply.

Douglas?

FFS Woman. How many times have you watched The Good Life seedling experiment?

My bad :o(