Woohoo. I’ve made a great ALTERNATIVE HISTORICAL DISCOVERY.

Really? How? What?

I’ve discovered that all of HISTORY is Dark and Evil.

OK. Whatever. What y’all gonna do?

I’m gonna make a youtube video and tell the WHOLE WORLD about MY geniusnessness.

Yes. Seen that. Over and over and over again. What next?

Oooh. I’ve uncovered/discovered even MORE EVIL connections. And I’ma Gonna TalkieTalka about that for at least 3 hours and gain lots of mooooooney from it. Aha. See, GB, I AM much SMARTER than you. F A C T.

OK. Whatever. Bring IT on. Like….um… I’m …. like…. bovvered. And will Flat Thumb y’all just to feel and look good.