Ooooh. The youngster well and truly got me today!

Sunday morning. 8 am. Local shop. My young friend/shop assistant saw me and shouted…Who sang Moon River?

Not : Hi. How are you, Jackie?

I said, Oh Bloody hell.

He reckoned Audrey Hepburn but was unsure because that made no sense.

I said, Satchmo. Big bloke. Black. Trumpet. 1930’s. Deep voice. Smiley face…..YOU KNOW.

He said, Louis Armstrong?

I said, Yes.

I was winning. Now we are at Deuce and I’ve gone off this game. He always serves first.

Pout.

Anyway. I was thinking of a totally different song.