OK. NO WORD of a LIE & God’s Honest. I was just being plagued by a very loud song from outside. Aha – Said I. I KNOW that song. But Where Is It Coming From? Nope. Not the boys. They’d NEVER play it. The Hairy Biker across the road? Grrrrr. Nope. He’s too hairy. And […]

I know all there is to know about the crying game I still cry for so much. Those who are no longer here with me. The dreams that I once had. The FAITH that I once placed in others that was ditched like rubbish on the shit heap. The people that I thought were REAL. […]

Weebles Wobble But They Don’t Fall Down…because they are grounded ? Space Hoppers ? ? ? A big bouncy orange thing full of air with horns between your legs ? I Say IT as I See IT :o)

He was a Nazi, Eugenicist, Pathologically Unfaithful Husband, Megalomaniac who shot most of the wildlife in Scotland and Africa and had pure Racist Views and terrorised his children and lived off his wife and….! In MY Opinion :o)

WOW! This next week in the UK will be #INTERESTING (?!)

I’m not in a good mood today :o) I’ve REFUSED to cook so … Tea will be bought from the local chippy. I DON’T do fish but I’m a bit of a fan of chips, curry sauce, lashings of salt and vinegar. Whatever. Comfort food chez moi.

WTF? Just do it now. Please. After weeks of being told that I’m about to die, I decided to take matters into mine own hands. I TOLD WP to DELETE this site. I DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE! Image above? I have 11 hours until I become an ad-ridden, open to every piece […]

You think you’re gonna make me softer with your fancy carBut I can tell you all your tricks ain’t gonna get you farThey say that money’s got a magic touchBut not to me, it doesn’t mean that muchYou won’t have me tonightAll right, all right, all right, all right So long, see you honeyYou can’t […]

The scene below is probably my fave (apart from the other crazy Jim scenes) of the Sherlock Series. I shall end where I started. With Ravens :o) Mum and I travelled down to London on the train with my 17 year old brother when he went to start his Royal Marines training. We were both […]

I call my boys #spoiledbrats when they complain about their food NOT being cooked from scratch by me! Hey. I take full responsibility for their tantrums. I’ve always been there to cook them good food. But sometimes I have no money and no mojo. FACT! I’ve been even more evil….I once kicked in the bathroom […]

Agatha Christie wrote this novel long before it was published. She locked it away for decades. And now the end is hereAnd so I face that final curtain Both book and song were written. Long before I was born.

When Spitting Image gets involved…. It’ll be BITING :o) Satire? Comedy? Funny? Ooops.