The Fantom Flan Flinger

Needless to say : Tiswas was banned from my childhood home. My parentals were more BBC2 and prawn cocktails and What Will The Neighbours Think? The only time that I EVER got to watch this programme was when I spent a weekend at a mate’s house. Saturday Morning ITV. How Common!!!

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Quartz Crystal

Once upon a time there was an “amazing?” crystal expert on yt who totally dissed me in a comment about MY knowledge of quartz and crystals in general. She even dismissed the fact that I’d been taught much by Peter, my late friend, who was a crystal expert and an energy healer. Heyho. Such is […]

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Only GHOSTS Ghost

Ghosts are DEAD whatevers. I think the modern word/nacronim is NPC…A DelBoy Trotter ref (?) They have neither form nor influence. They just do childish crap to get your attention and then RUN AWAY. ALL done Just To Scare you into believing in their fake fantasy world. Ooooooh. BOO! Poltergoosts are the best. At least […]

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Hero’s Hill (Knockdhu, Co Antrim)

My youngest son was born in Co. Antrim. Ten miles from Belfast. Knockdhu is 20 miles from Belfast but I never went there. Wish I had. It reminds me so much of the Highlands of Scotland…a bit fierce and unforgiving at times :o) Y’all know how much I LOVE (!) Team Time programming, yes? Let’s […]

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Vatican Cameos & A Lazy Day

RED LETTER DAY today. I had a lie-in. Then went into town because I wanted to, NOT because I had to. Lit the woodburner. Took up the knitting. Spent hours sat sitting watching Sherlock. NICE :o) I love all the Vatican Cameos Moments. It means…”Ooops. John. We’re in the shit again. Time to Get a […]

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Shart vs Rams

Rams F1RST Shart? Welcome to Reims Cathedral Or try Joan of Arc at the Coronation of Charles VII in Reims Cathedral “I WANT THAT GIRL…I WANT THAT GIRL…………BURNED.”

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TOMMY : Sure Plays a Mean Pinball

Tommy (whom I’ve known for 20 years) and I have a love/hate relationship in a local supermarket. He’s the one who was talking about Zelda, took one look at me and said to his fellow server – SHE won’t have a clue what we are talking about. I said something about playing Doom for endless […]

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DESPERADO

My F1RST “boyfriend” was called Dave. The Eagles was his fave band. What he failed to tell me was that he was engaged to a beautiful woman called Marisa. I found out when he introduced me to her! Second “boyfriend”…ditto. At least – a wonderful friend – Jim and I were just mates who shared […]

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There she weaves by night and day. A magic web with colours gay.

About a thousand years ago I had a website selling my hand-crocheted handbags. The above was my tagline. From the poem below. POETS DAY? I still have well over 100 handmade handbags here. Never sold a single one on t’internet. GAVE away, free gratis and for nothing, more than a few to family members :o( […]

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Baloo VS Little John

I can do this stuff ad nauseum. FACT! Are you nauseous yet? Ready to BARF? In the DISNEY VAULT of Afternoon Delight? :o)

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TYFBAF

Thank YOU! For actually reading and understanding and pointing out some salient facts. Yes. They are bloodless. Yes. That’s why I ABHOR this muddy fossil/all the earth is a dead animal/human thingycrapBS. Yes. That’s why Vlad and Elizabeth have always been here from the start. To show me. Yes. That’s why I HATE the phrase […]

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