WARNING : Bad Words Ahead

Not MINE, btw (?) Either my village internet has gone very slow or I’ve out heckled a heckler. FinCingBleeper. Sarcasm is a fine art that us (well some of us)Brits have honed through long use. It (sarcasm, sweetie/love/darling) obviously goes zoooooooom – Right Over Some peeps heads and they parrot it back to you as […]

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Did I Miss Something?

? I just do my own thing. Total Lockdown? Not in my town. Did we all miss something important somewhere? Have I Got News For YOU? This is the BOJONOGO we know :o) Is it POETS Day today? FFS, GB. Get a grip, girl and stop doing illiterate alliterations. You beginning to sound like a […]

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Puppy SitRep

Good News – We have the “Hot Box” back. Woohooooo! Tsar’s bed is in an alcove right beside the Rayburn and we got a 999kind Emergency Delivery of Oil today. Hot Box warming up. It takes about 4 or 5 hours to heat Cast Iron Rayburns. Tsar is now sleeping peacefully in his bed with […]

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NC : 500

The North Coast 500 is a 516-mile (830 km) scenic route around the north coast of Scotland, starting and ending at Inverness Castle. The route is also known as the NC500 and was launched in 2015, linking many features in the north Highlands of Scotland in one touring route. DangerousBrian – family member – did the NC500 on his BELOVED motorbike with a bunch of other […]

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The DM/DF Journey

This journey is as old as time. When it ends we have what the Alchemist’s call The Sacred Marriage. Male contains female elements. Female contains male elements. Yin/Yang ? Without DARK we’d never understand LIGHT. Without LIGHT we’d never understand DARK. BUT – the Divine Masculine (and DM can be either male or female. FACT!) […]

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KNU : Hollywood

OK. It took a while but I’ve finally worked out why I’ve been a Pseudo-Food place for so long! There are certain things that all living organisms NEED to survive. Food is one of them. Side Track : It has been my pleasure to have some wonderful, funny, supremely intelligent American friends but there are […]

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Bonkers Bean

I’m feeling as giddy as a hormone-laden teenager. 2 hours ago my yt got the above message. All I did was publicly support someone whose work I respect. Conclusion : Either HGS or I have a #SecretAdmirer who desperately wants to be either HGS or I :o) Love ya Mr/Ms HideBehindAFakeName&Computer Wannabe xxx

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Space Forts

LOL :o) That took less than 24 hours to make it from here to a yt channel via some FakeName Commenter! 4th January 2012 @ 15:13 – GB wrote this Now we have Star Forts being SPOTTED IN SPACE! You couldn’t make this crap up. No one would believe it.

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Bored With Winter

So I’ve moved on to Spring already :o) Oh. Another Historical Hijack! For some strange reason, the thought of Eating EGGS at Easter has taken on a faintly disgusting meaning!!!

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“GRAVY : Tartaria Is Eastern Roman Empire.”

The Eastern Roman Empire is better known to HISTORIANS as the BYZANTINE EMPIRE. Yes? No? And – in MY Humble Opinion – Owen Benjamin is on the most Lucrative GRAVY TRAIN of his life. Spout “Bear” or “Gravy” at Me and I WILL ……! Welcome to THE WORLD’s BESTEST MYSTERY HISTORY HEXPERT. BTW – This […]

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Pussy Galore

Pussy Galore Ha! Y’all can’t blame me for that one. Go talk to Ian Fleming :o) I totally missed the Lesbian vibe in Goldfinger. My stupid :o( Midsomer Murders : Most BIZARRE Episode about an older woman and a younger man. If I remember rightly (?) it’s called TALENT FOR LIFE.

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Stand & Deliver : £180

The local vet just got the Verbal VOLLEY of a lifetime. Yes. He will come and treat the dog today…AFTER he gets £180 for driving 3 minutes from there to here. And that’s even before he’s seen, diagnosed, treated. WTF? Highway Robbery Vibe? YOUR Money or Your Dog’s Life? Wow :o(

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