“Run from what’s comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I’ll be mad.”
All UK peeps will know this loooooong running saga! THE SUN Newspaper was the UK’s Favourite. With Men. Page 3 launched many a bare-breasted woman to fame. Including Jordan. As a teenager she had a #natural body that most women would kill for but she wanted MORE. I remember when The Sun newspaper (with Jordan’s […]
Despite popular opinion, I was NOT alive during WW2!!! My grandparents were though and Nan taught me how to darn …socks mainly but many other things too. I feel like I am living HER life – today. MY clothes are full of holes now. And I REFUSE to use men’s y-fronts to patch the hole […]
Yes. It’s Crass and Stupid and Totally NOT PC. But it’s Carry On. I walked into the kitchen yesterday and the TV was on. Carry On Don’t Lose Your Head. Earlier it’s been Carry On Camping. I think the UK TV peeps were finally honouring Babs Windsor…but in a TRULY insulting way. She was sooooo […]
My brother (whatisname) rang me earlier and, him being a serving police person, I was interested to know what was happening “on the ground.” Well. Apparently – ARV and Traffic Cars are now being used as C-o-v-I-d cars. He’s a fully trained Armed Response and Traffic Cop and Medic but now he is being called […]
I’ve come across soooooooo many who give out this vibe. It’s the Do it MY way because I am ALWAYS right and if you disagree then Go AWAY. M’eh. This GB Septic Peg predicts that, within the next few days, MY girl and I will be singing along to Robbie and annoying the 4 men […]
We ALL have a God Given Gift, so, please…NEVER apologise for that. NEVER allow others to spoil that. NEVER deny that. Some are gifted Public Speakers (not me) Some are gifted singers (not me) Some are gifted musicians (not me) Some are gifted painters (not me) Some are gifted Parents (ask my boys!) Some are […]
Along with another self-quote that got me LAUGHED at, Totally Humiliated in Public and #BANNED – “Catch ME If You Can. That’s a Challenge :o)” Oooh! Karma NEVER loses an address, folks :o) You get what you give. Sigh. Not MY RULES. Being DIFFERENT is NOT a Crime (?!)
It wasn’t big. Or clever. To declare to the men in my life that I have FALLEN IN LOVE with…Gordon Ramsay. Oops. That wasn’t well received :o( Anyways. Kitchen Nightmares is proving a complete revelation in Human Psychology to me. Mr Ramsay is Harsh. Brash. Foul-mouthed. Totally ruthless but…he seems to know what he is […]
This is a question that keeps coming back to me. Was it encoded in them in the beginning and then the knowledge passed down and refined throughout the generations? At one point in time this ability to “read” the environment would have been widely known and in everyday use. When did we lose the knowledge? […]
My in-coming guests are my traveller-in-crime and DB. Dangerous Brian! Brave souls to keep coming back here in the winter to my ffff-freezing house. But – OMGladioli —- we have a laugh. Then another. Then we cry with laughter. Does that mean that we are all natural born comedians? P.S. My last phone convo with […]
Apparently – so the local gossip goes – in Jan 2021 this village is getting FIBRE OPTIC. Whatever that is (?) My boys say we will finally get beyond 0.2 mega/kiga bots per second and will be able to download EVERYTHING in less than a second. OK! Right! Earlier today I got a yt notification […]
I was being optimistic there. 80 seconds is more like it! Anyhoo – You get the guy. Do the jiggly stuff. He falls asleep for the next 20 years. I IRL screamed those words or something like them during labour. NEVER, EVER COME NEAR ME AGAIN, YOU BASTARD. He was slightly miffed by that. After […]