I’ve Just had an Oops Moment : I NEED a Tena Lady?

Apparently (according to TV adverts) women of a “certain age” will piss themselves several times a day! ESPECIALLY women who have had children. Tighten them pelvic floor muscles, gals. Via exercise or surgery or…? #Programmed? I need 24 Tena Lady pads piled in my BIG KNICKERS – STAT! I laughed. Oh. How Very Dare I? […]

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1725 : Vienna

OK. I did a bit of “foreshadowing” a while back. Vienna. 1725. The F1RST Treaty of Vienna. 1725. When the Society of Jesus was given CONTROL of the church. Vienna. A place well known by Elizabeth Bathory aka The Blood Countess. She lived there. Vienna – Sir Bob got the Sirship (even though he is […]

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Been There. Done That!

OK. I’ve not finished watching HGS’ latest video but…2 minutes in and I am TRIGGERED! My eldest was born 26th June. I took him to SANTA in Lisburn, Ireland just before his F1RST Christmas. Sat my baby on Santa’s knee and he SCREAMED BlueBloodyMurder (MY son. Not the man in the costume. FFS!) Phrygian Caps? […]

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11 Years Old

If you have watched the video I posted earlier with Gary Kemp and Iconic Song Writing…at around 14:24 he says something about what he did when he was 11 years old. I…ME…had MY first paying job aged 11. Like Gary, it was a paper round. All winds and weather and the majority of it went […]

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Round and Round the Garden…

…Like a Teddy Bear One Step Two Step Tickle YOU under There! My boys loved this when they were tiny. Usually, Mummy tickles them under the armpit. But I’d change it up. Under the chin. Behind the ear. On the bottom of the foot. On the belly. Top of the head. Why has this OLD […]

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MASTERCLASS : Iconic Song Writing

I’ve done Gary and Martin before They are London Brother Boys who KNOW how to take the P*SS out of each other. Like me and my bruv. He was WELL pleased that I’d been FB banned. Grrrrrrrr! Maybe because I called him Whatisname…the one I grew up with. Erm…What IS ‘is name? This one below […]

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Tony Hadley

Like so many others, Spandau Ballet FOUGHT about money and power and rights. I’m better than you. How very dare you? etc Gary Kemp wrote amazing songs. His brother, Martin, helped and was a great musician. Tony had THE VOICE. Together they were AMAZING. Shame about that testosterone vibe and the omnipresent big dick syndrome […]

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To Cut a Long Story Short, I LOST My Mind : My Bad!

I fell for the invisible enemy in the machine. The AI Troll. The GimmeGimmeGimme. The False, Fake, Foney. I – for a short time – ACTUALLY believed IT. What a stupid fool am I? Heyho. Moving on :o)

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Calm and Unfettered!

I have not felt this FREE since I was a young child exploring woods and beaches and derelict buildings and rivers and open land ALL ALONE! When we “grow up” we get tied up with miles and miles of chains and ropes aka obligations and duties and responsibilities and social pressures and appearances and “you […]

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Arabic Mezze : Back With the Finger Food!

There was always one restaurant in Dubai that we ALL agreed on when planning an evening out. It was a Lebanese Restaurant right beside the Dubai Fountains. MEZZE at its best. With a side platter of meat dishes :o) If I remember rightly (?) the fountains didn’t start singing and dancing until about 9pm…after we […]

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Out of Court Settlement

We had a meeting last week with a top man from the company who bought out all the farmland around us. Their wanton farming practices have poisoned our land and our pond. Everything that I have planted over the past ten years is now dead. And so are the fish. They have promised to “make […]

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I DON’T Like You. You DON’T Like Me : Get Out of MY House

I NEVER invited YOU in. I NEVER asked YOU across my threshold. I NEVER begged YOU to suck my blood from my veins to feed your EGO. So – Listen Up! I am the concierge chez-moi, honeyWon’t let ya in for love, nor money(“Let me in!”)My home, my joyI’m barred and bolted and I(Won’t let […]

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