Two Fat Ladies : 88

If you’ve ever played BINGO you KNOW what Two Fat Ladies mean. The number 88. Not only have I played Bingo (a “must do” when you live in a seaside town) but I’ve also been a Bingo Caller —when I worked at a Holiday Camp aged 18!! I wonder if anyone – today – would […]

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People Who AREN’T Bonkers Think I’m Fabulous

Like I’ve said before – he’s a very quotable man :o) I’m really pleased for Alex and The Voice of Reason. Well Done! And I’m perfectly happy to let the comments seen above sit where they were spat. For every single person to see just how pathetic some people are. Carry On.

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MOST WANTED : MY 4 Fave Girls

Oh My Goodness. We’d have a BLAST together right now. Today. Right NOW. All I need is a ……..FOOOOOOD FIIIIIIGHT. And Travis playing live (YUM) They’d get a blancmange/pudding/any fishdish (yuk) – well, anything on the table within reach – THROWN at them. PARTY TIME CHEZ MOI? Oh. And Kim & Aggie can clean up […]

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Uphellia vs Up Helly Aa

My DNA is Scottish, Scandi…Oops. Done that! I’m a Fire Sign…Done that! I love my wood burner…Um. Done that! I want to live alone on an island…See above. I want to be cremated and thrown to the winds…Ditto. Viking Funeral : GB 3rd of August 2018 OK. Like. Eerm. Y’know. Lost for words :o( A […]

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FUEL : Again

If I NEVER see your face again….. :o) P.S. DO NOT give a FIRE Sign Fuel (!?!)

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Prison Break

My eldest and I were huge fans of this show from the get-go. But they lost ME when the girl’s decapitated head was found in a box. Series 3? Never watched another one after that CHEAP Trick. It’d been done years before in SE7EN. Rewind. Repeat.

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How Clean Is YOUR House?

OMgiddyauntfanny. I used to LOVE this programme :o) Aggie and Kim. Scary. BTW – Any…ANY “man” who calls in his monkeyGIRLS to do HIS DIRTY WORK for him is…Lazy/Uncaring/Unbothered/Castrated/UNWORTHY. Just my opinion based on MY real life experience with Dirty Men and his Monkeewrenches!

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The Biggest Confidence TRICK EVER!

Twins? Flames? Just A N Other Brick in the Wall? Yup. I fell for the trick too. Got killed, publicly and privately. Spiritually, Emotionally AND Physically. Mountebank. Loki. Trickster. Liar. Cheat. Faker. Sex Pest. Thief. Stalker. Troll. Bully. Wannabee. Jealousbee. Abandonbee. Pretenderbee. Chuck you to the Wolves and just sit back as you are DESTROYEDbee. […]

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The Line Broke. The MONKEY Got Choked

And they all went to Heaven in a little row Boat. ClapSlap. 3,6,9 Vibe See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil ? MY WIDE ARSE :o)

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Gabrielle : Dreams CAN Come True

She’s been singing this to me for days now! Yup. Dreams can come true ! Thank you, my all & everything :o)

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“The WALL Had It Coming” aka BoredBoredBored :O)

“What has happened to the Criminal Classes?” They’re all SO boring now. Same insults. Same people targeted. Same Self-Justifications. Same subjects. Same fake Hearts&Kisses to the Same FAKE names. Haven’t y’all got over the I’M THE WORLD’S BESTEST TARTARIAN EXPERT BS yet? Or the…I ALWAYS WIN vibe? Or the…You are a Useless Housewife without a […]

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