Another GB Oooops Moment!

Heyho. I’m in for a SEVERE VERBAL (via the keyboard) public execution (#again!) or I’m about to be totally ignored (#again!) Well – they can’t make me pregnant (via the laptop) or take away my money (I have none) or ruin my reputation (that’s already been well and truly trashed in public.) I was just […]

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TippyTappy Gangster Fingers Gone?

Have I done something VERY WRONG? After so many totally VILE and Spiteful comments, personal insults and moronic answers on one channel, the Spitters have stopped spitting! Why? A day later and not one single word. Oooops. I’m going to give myself a severe slap on the wrist now :o(

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NooButYeahButNooButYeahBut…

Youtube talk :o) Throw in Dawn French with VickyMatt Pollard and I get VERBALS/EVILS. Oooops. SHAME on me for making myself laugh :o(

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Have YOU Ever Been Down?

Morning. Noon. Night. The SAME words. The SAME tune. Please. All I want for Christmas is an OFF BUTTON for my brain. Please? Ican’tchangeIcan’tchangeIcan’tchangeIcan’tchange…NoNoNoNoNO :o)

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Can You Tell the BS from the Bollocks?

This is one very QUOTABLE man :o) I’ve chosen to take this one personally because my Dad was a Royal Marine. So was my brother. And my husband passed the Royal Marine Commando Training at Lympstone which entitled him to wear “the Dagger.” I sewed enough of the beggars onto his uniforms to remember this […]

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A Figment of the Imagination?

For a fictional character/word read/pseudonym/verb – Satan has had more time, more energy, more opinions, more screenplays, more books, more Complete and Utter Rhubarb created than just about anyone (or THING) in the whole History of History. Are we being bombarded with something that ONLY ever exists inside the human brain? Yes – there is […]

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Coolio : The CHEAPEST Trick of ALL

C U When (?) U Get There Why not use all and every cheap as mofo’in weapon that u can? How LOW can U go? TarTar :o) So long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen. GOODBYEeeee. #Barftastic

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O Tannenbaum, Wie Treu Sind Deine Blätter!

O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,wie treu sind deine Blätter!Du grünst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit,Nein auch im Winter, wenn es schneit.O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,wie treu sind deine Blätter! I learned this song in German classes aged 11/12. I only remember the F1RST two lines in German. But always loved the song. BUT – see below! #Hijacked? P.S. I’d […]

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MY Village Pub

The landlady shares the same name as me and she is FIESTY AS..? She is SO DISGUSTED by these Stupid Games and Rules and NEWNORMALs that she has REFUSED – Point Blank – to open the village pub until next year. Good on ya, girl :o) Her Source of Income and the heartbeat of the […]

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MY Timelines Have Collapsed : Revolution

I am 16 going on 17…sat in the corner of the Lower 6th Common Room, engaged in a daily Battle of the Music with my fellow Lower 6th Formers :o) Again – It’s been forever since I have listened to this song but…I can STILL remember every detail. We were never malicious. Never nasty. We […]

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Will Shakespeare Has Just Been Vaxxed!

I’m a sub of Alex. I love his news delivery service. Don’t agree with everything (as is MY HUMAN Right) but I watch every post. And this one got me today. I’m either suffering from Paranoid Delusions OR THEY’ve All Got IT In-fa-me :o) Of all the names to choose for an OAP to get […]

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START ~ What You Give Is What You Get! aka The Wheel HAS Turned.

I gave and gave and gave. Support. Courtesy. Friendship. I GOT – PURE HATRED. The Wheel Has Turned. Now reap what y’all’ve sown. Have I made MY COMPLETE and UTTER DISGUST with y’all clear enough yet? Highlanders NEVEREVEREVER forget a single insult or injustice done. FACT! Whether the ugly was done to themselves or those […]

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