Author: Jacquelyn Greig

BOTOX

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A female member of my family paid £300 to have Botox when she turned 40 and was well peeved when none of us noticed! What we didn’t know (at that time) was that she was having extra-martial (oops. Marital) whatevers with a 25 year old. When she was meant to be the MANAGER of MY […]

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MY Philosophy on LIFE

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Philosophy : a theory or attitude that acts as a guiding principle for behaviour. The image above is a block of wood that is displayed in my kitchen 24/7. I’d add another line…. Work like you don’t need the money Love like you’ve never been hurt Dance like nobody’s watching And if you are going […]

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ICE, ICE BABY…Zillion Foot “ICE Wall”

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OK, All y’all Scientificals out there. Answer this one : Where is this MAHOOSIVE Ice Wall everyone is SOooooooo Fas-kin-ated by? Anti – HEART -icky- a?

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Alexandra

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I have a beautiful school friend call Alex. We met aged 11. And even now…she’s still MAD as Fluff and a ROCK/PUNK chick :o) A hundred years later, without either of us (me and Alex) knowing, and by a teenage boy conversation in front of me, I realised that Alex’s son was now one of […]

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Crossed Line : Our World is BROKEN

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Once upon a time we lived in an ordered world. HISTORY proves that. If you can SEE (lol) Clearly and have just ONE OUNCE of the Common Sense you were born with! BUT : Every day, in Every way OUR history…the one that WE are creating now…will be laughed at by those who come next. […]

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True Lies

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Now. This is a Filum that I enjoy and could watch again. ‘Specially now as I’m surrounded by Lies, Spies and FLIES who can’t tell TRUE TRUTH from their Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep……!

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Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

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I’ve watched this film ONCE! Maybe, sometime, I’ll be able to watch it again (?) Liz and Richard were so perfect together that they HAD to destroy each other. And Virginia was NOT The Big Bad Woolf…Or maybe she was just AFRAID? She walked into the River Ouse with rocks in her pocket and drowned! […]

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Venice Simplon-Orient-Express

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After spending so many birthdays alone…I was PROMISED (about 100 years ago) that…THAT year I’d be spending my birthday week on the above train. London to Paris. Paris to Istanbul. I had the REAL vintage clothes …….being a dealer! 30’s gowns and jewellery and gloves and hats and shoes and bags! Except – there was […]

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OnLine and Real Life IDIOCRACY

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An idiocracy is a disparaging term for a society run by or made up of idiots (or people perceived as such). I’ll leave the ONLINE idiots exactly where they live. ONLINE! Today I saw a woman driving her car. All her windows were closed. She was wearing a MASK. And HAD HER HAND OVER THE MASK!!!! Which […]

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