Eastern Wisdom

I would NEVER argue with or question the I-Ching. It makes a lot of sense to me and was an integral part of my Feng Shui training many, many, many years ago :o)

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Carry On : At Your Convenience

A part of me Loves these Silly As films. Another part of me is totally disgusted by the cheap As Innuendos. Today…….I’m in a love mood. Carry On Mr Crapper (and if You Believe that FAF History…I can’t help you) Your BallCock has been caught in your U-BEND. Tar Tar :o)

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Late Home. Again!

Oh Well. I’ve learned how to save a meal now. And this gives me more time to virtually annoy whomever is here with me. David Renwick. Brilliant Writer. He wrote part-time for The Two Ronnies but his BIG break was One Foot in the Grave (Victor Meldrew…part time magician. Full time annoying man) His next […]

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Parisienne Walkways

I have a Dream! In my dream, I am back in Paris, walking (again) down the Champs–Élysées or the rue Saint-Honoré  or through the Jardin des Tuileries and I’ll hear THIS song. Played really loud by a REAL guitar player with a FULL orchestra. A bit like this……? P.S. I might get the vapours and […]

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Don’t Believe A Word

In my (need to study more) V ery HUMBLE opinion – Gary Moore was/is probably/maybe the BEST guitar player EVER. And when he got together with the AMAZEBALLS Phil Lynott – THE Legend of Rock Music was Born. Just my opinion! THE (BEST) Boys are Back in MY Town. Woooohoooooo! PLAYING MAXVOL :o)

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Down. Down Deeper $ Down

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Far DOWN that y’all can’t see your arse from next Sunday week. BEYOND ALL HELP :o(

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Revelation/Realisation

Oh. ‘Struth. I’ve just realised that Eddi’s hair in this vid looks EXACTLY the same as mine. F1RST thing in the morning. Apart from the fact that about 6 years ago I stopped going to the hairdresser every 8 weeks and paying about a week’s wages to have the Grey Streak dyed by poisonous hair […]

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3 Things That I DESPISE

Liars. Thieves. PLAYERS! Solitaire. Snap. And Gin Rummy are the only card games I play. The one and only game of Poker that I was ever involved in (aged 17. In Spain) gave me a Royal Flush. #HATED.ON.THESPOT&BANNED So. Prior Warning to all Liars. Thieves. PLAYERS. I KNOW what you’ve got up your sleeves. #CHEATS […]

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JOKE (I’m Laughing)

This song and this singer and this song writer have NEVER been more relevant to me before. Today is my PERFECT day to call in long overdue JUSTICE. Listen and weep, false prophets. Read and weep. D’you hear the one aboutThe one you’re now without?Did it make you smile?………OMG. Y’all had such a good laughD’you […]

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ClairAudient

I say what I see/hear/feel. M’eh. Get OVER yourselves. And guess who is singing………#GoAWAYFREDDIE. Sulk. Bored beyond boredom (is there a word for that?) with the UGLY/Toxic/Thieves/Liars/FAF/Stupid/Cont-Trolled/LoudyShouty/GangsterFinger/yt/Desperados (go away effing EAGLES!) OK. Whatever. My S3COND love (also humungous fat liar and thief and DICK’EAD) was a HUGE Eagles fan. Go figure. IWANNABREAKFREE. Dear Lord. PUHLEASE. […]

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