What Vicky Pollard Says

Friday, 13 December 2019, 17:58.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Shrug! Just the FAX, Ma’am P.S. Ma’am rhymes with Pam. Was taught that in the army.

Rewind, Repeat, Until the 12th of Never

Friday, 13 December 2019, 17:40.Reading time less than 1 minute.

And that’s a Long, Long Time Excuse me…anyone listening? Anyone understanding why I am….. #PISSED OFF VIBE Anyonesies? It is ALL here. Many years of work/life/story STOLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 FFS :o(

Run To The Hills

Friday, 13 December 2019, 17:29.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Do I smell a smelly smell from smelly town? Quick. RUNAWAY. Or Grow a Pair? Free Iron Will Maiden

Vibes Don’t Lie

Friday, 13 December 2019, 17:16.Reading time less than 1 minute.

And….I seem’t’ve totally lost the plot. Heyho! Her, there, that one— Doing Rapture

Con – Bloody- Fused.co.uk

Friday, 13 December 2019, 16:41.Reading time less than 1 minute.

It’s official. I’ve gone totally lunatic/insane/gaga Keanu/Much Ado/Squarespace. Poets Day, girl. Give it up!

Is THAT a Denzel I See Before Me?

Friday, 13 December 2019, 16:27.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Now. That is one gorgeous, good lookin’ Man on fire :o) Oh. I might’ve said too much there!

Hey, Nonny. Nonny,

Friday, 13 December 2019, 16:14.Reading time less than 1 minute.

The Xmas gift that keeps on gifting :o) P.S. Nepotism? The stunning Phyllida Law (Glasgow born) was married to Eric Thompson (Magic Roundabout) and is mother of Emma and Sophie

A Mutual Disdain

Friday, 13 December 2019, 16:01.Reading time less than 1 minute.

They two here – Ken & Em – used to be man and wife. That takes nothing away from their amazing performances together. I might’ve said before (?!) the real writer of the “Will Shakespeare” plays does not bother me one whit. Whoever (whomever) writed/writ/wroted them was a freaking GENIUS :o)

PC or MAC?

Friday, 13 December 2019, 15:41.Reading time less than 1 minute.

I’d choose Mac all and every day of the week. Shame that all three of mine are now….buggered. My son bought me a re-conditioned PC last year. Love him to pieces. Such a shame that both companies love their programmed obsolescence :o( Pitiful that so may can’t afford a gajillion £ a year to keep […]

P O E T S day

Friday, 13 December 2019, 15:29.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Just gone 3pm on a Friday. Every HMForces person loved Poets Day. Take yer pick. Keats. Shelley. Byron. Tennyson etc etc Or – in MY World it means ? ? ? Piss Off Early Tomorrow’s Saturday Smilesies :o) P.S. I’ll stick with my Homie. Born a handful of miles from here. And the […]

Bloody Women

Friday, 13 December 2019, 14:45.Reading time less than 1 minute.

Everywhere you gosies!!! Can you see why Kate is MY mate? There are sooooooooooo many clues. In her words (?) In her Voice (?) In her Gift (?) Or maybe she was programmed by The Tavistock Institute? Aha! Which Witch is Which?

If Only Y’all Could See…

Friday, 13 December 2019, 14:23.Reading time less than 1 minute.

… MY library (?!) Yup. You know the score. Got it. Read it etc Quite Enlightening. P.S. Michael Palin is Perfect in this filum :o)

The Ravens of Dinefwr is the first in a series of novels-in-progress set in the early 12th century. It follows the dispossessed members of the South Wales House of Dinefwr from their origins in Deheubarth to the centre of the known world, Jerusalem. Come and be my fellow Far-Farer. Come travelling and unravelling with me through Wales, Norway, Ireland, England, Scotland, France, Russia, Constantinople, Italy, the Balkans, the Holy Land. Come and Far-Fare through every degree on my 12th century compass.