Watch the whole thing? Ian Fleming goes to a presentation by a man called Bond where Miss Marple is trying to solve a mystery. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!! Watch from about 38 minutes in.

My laptop was brutally murdered a couple of days back. So much of my work lost inside a cadaver. I have £2.50 to my name. D’ya’all wanna buy some stuff? But NOT ME. I AM NOT FOR SALE. FACT!

It’s A Bittersweet Symphony, This Life. Tryna make ends meet, you’re a slave to money then you dieI’ll take you down the only road I’ve ever been downYou know the one that takes you to the places where all the veins meet, yeah I thank y’all for giving ME your … ? And for taking […]

When my life descends into total chaos, I ALWAYS go to Fawlty Towers. Basil is even more demented than me. It could be worse :o)

I know this far too well :o(

I swear to God that I’ve wasted all this time on a bunch of men who live their lives through their computers, Born To Hand Jive. A REAL woman would send them into the shower for a quick….? Just MY Opinion :o)

Check out the play. Titania, Queen of the Faeries married Bottom! What about Oberon? See why I LOVE Bottom so very much??? This was THE major Shakespeare play of my ENGLIT exam. Ade and Rik were Grads of Cambridge Uni (Footlights) so had a bit of know – ledge. Which they totally screwed up into […]

Another twofer FREE. Shame about Amy W (yet another member of the 27 Club!) :o( DibDibDibDobDobDob ?

Once more. Same as before. So many have taken the late, GREAT, Divine Dolores’ name in vain. I’m a SEER. I’ve SEEN the BS right in front of mine own eyes. Let IT Go. Move on. Leave ME and HER alone. PUHLEASE. P.S. What IS this fatal fascination with Dead People? ZOMBIE? Like using my […]

My traveller in crime (sis-in-law) is a HUGE fan of musical theatre. She could’ve been a STAR. If her life had been a bit different. Bless her x Every Chick takes off AWL her clowthes for The Miracle Man ?