Celebrate : I’m a NEW Mother

Woohoo! Crack out the champagne and umbrellas. I’ve got two new Sweet Pea shoots and one giant Russian Sunflower shoot. I’m a Mummy again :o) The picture above is not mine. It’s been tiddling down since dawn but I was so excited that I sat in the garden chair in my pyjamas, drinking coffee and […]

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I’d Be Embarrassed : If I Could be bovvered.

Woah. Just how many times do the EGOs have to FALL for IT? Established by God + Ledge/Cleft in a Mountain. Is the FAKE name. Oops. Some EGO might’ve just been PUNKED? His choice. His channel. His mates. His Future. I tried. OMG. I tried. A true PUNK can NEVER be PUNKED, love. Sorry. London […]

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And Through It ALL, She Offers ME Protection…

A lot of love and affection. Whether I’m right or wrong. URIEL is a Warrior Angel. And female to me. She protects. She guards. She is a STRONG Mother. Like GAIA. Take on Mother Nature and what happens ?

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Once Upon a Time

Places like this existed. We have one in the village. In PAST TIMES we’d challenge the teenagers and the rest of the pub to the £20 note on the Dart Board Bulls Eye game. Or crazy sis-in-law and I would challenge everyone to Pool Competition in the pub extension that usually ended up with a […]

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One Reason Why I DESPISE Barry Trotter

I can/can’t blame her. She had her first legitimate child aged 17. Second one aged 19. By the time the third one came along she was in her late 20’s. She’d never had a proper life. Abandoned as a new-born and adopted by a couple who regularly introduced her to multiple “uncles.” Her actual first […]

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I Was Born To…

Re-live the entire timeline of my ancestors. Scottish. Scandinavian. Iceni. Russian etc (?) We were ALL killed on some battlefield somewhere. Usually raped, abandoned, rejected and/or beheaded. Why? Because we always fought back to save our families. If you believe in Soul Contracts or that the Spirit comes back or that Death is just an […]

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MOUNTEBANK

OMG. yt is lost down the PC hole. I KNOW exactly what a Mountebank is. See image above. For nine tenths of my life I’ve studied history. Mountebanks are inside every era. They are those who set up a stall on London Bridge or Le Pont Neuf and sell miracle cures to the dumb. Crippen […]

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STOVIES aka Potato Soup

Yes. Done this before. Doing it again because it is TRUE. REAL. FACT! The only meal that my Dad ever cooked his three children was Stovies. He grew up with this. Because his parents lived in poverty. The fancy pants recipes now always have so many more ingredients than just potatoes and salt and water […]

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Alison Moyet : Moy Ay

I was in RMP Depot training with a girl who was the spitting image of Ms Moyet. Everyone called her ALF (Moyet’s nickname) I called her Caroline. Her real name :o) Tell me that this is not Adele – 20/30 years ago!

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Song For 2day

Our local shop plays ye oldie songs. Today it was the one below. I KNEW it immediately. And the band. Erasure (LOL) has a fine history. OMD. Yazoo. Alison Moyet. Soooosxsie (?) and the Banshees. The Communards. Alison Moyet was MY younger life Adele. That gorgeous deep voice. A LITTLE RESPECT ? ? ?

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