The GREAT RESET IS HERE!

In my humble opinion, this has SQUAT to do with… Us vs Them Black vs White Muslim vs Christian Man vs Woman Us vs Some Strange Weather Disaster. Space : The Final Frontier ? For decades I’ve annoyed people with my own personal view that the final frontier is our BRAIN. Why do we do […]

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Rosemary & Sage

At the moment I’m drying both in the kitchen to pot and use in cooking. But I’m also cutting them fresh too. Rosemary Hair Tonic is glorious. Video below. And Sage toothpaste is also quick, easy, healthy. Get a small tub or jar and pour in some bicarb of soda. Add finely chopped fresh sage […]

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BAD MOON RISING : The Slaughtered Lamb

A freebie twofer :o) Creedence Clearwater Revival & the name of every strange pub we have happened to happen upon – in the country. And Leicester Square and Rik Mayall as bonus gifts.

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M&W | FLAT : Retired

Why does it always rain on me? … – – -… Ess Oh Ess. Done that one :o(

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Constant Craving : Part Deux

GB 18th Aug 2020 : Constant Craving Once More. Same as Before. And STILL the GimmeGimmeGimmes’ are constantly craving for immediate validation. Online satisfaction. No matter how insincere and fleeting. MY biggest mistake was not fainting at the feet of any of ’em. I’ve SCHWOON’d for no-one. YET :o)

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Hair Fluffing

Sis-in-law worked for many years in Care Homes. She was the BOSS and regulated the drugs. We got into a cond-ver-sation about what MJ was addicted to. Something like co-codamine or anti-floxy-mean or super-duper-keto-mean. Anyhoo. Men who constantly fluff their hair are an IMMEDIATE turn off to me. FACT. They look like a lost, empty […]

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TATARSTAN

A REAL place. I’d be quite OK there, methinks. Apart from the COLD. To me, HELL is cold :o( Talk about in plain sight. FFS. Spend hours of MY precious time PONTIFF – icating about the colour of the sun or plasma or downloads or pills from the bottle V or runny noses or where […]

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Bill Bailey Times Two

I have a fondness for this BB. He played a brilliant role in a couple of Jonathan Creek episodes. He was amazing on QI. Cue QI (?) P.S. Brits are HardArse. We barbecue outside in Force 99 gales and the mother of all rain storms. And say : The weather WILL improve soon :o)

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DAMNED by Mine Own Brutal Honesty

Let’s get right down to the Fugly Nitty Gritty. Not only has the above channel banned me (GB – my pen name) but also ME (JH – my real name) This is why you’ll NEVER see a single comment that I make on this channel. They have WIPED me out of History. But both the […]

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This Is MY Life.

So much makes so much sense now. I’ve wasted far too long trying to support those who can’t even spell RECIPROCITY – never mind know what it means. Months and months and months (make years) of support and the reward has always been ZERO. I’ve gone ICE ICE, BABY and the kick back is now […]

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The Good Old Days

And NO. Despite the nasty rumours on t’internet. I was NOT alive in 1953. FACT. In the Good Old Days we had people like this on TV. Les Dawson was – urmmm – “not all there” but hilarious. Leonard Sachs – the compere of this show (fined £75 for importuning young men in Notting Hill […]

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