Porridge was 18 episodes, 2 christmas specials, a pilot and a film. … they use the same names, “Lugless Douglas” appears in both series and sometimes, the … To us TRUE Scots, aye : Lugs are EARS. Therefore LUGLESS means a DEAF person who can’t hear. And yet again I will tell True Truth : Bernie Taupin (Reg […]

My MUM (bless her) was just a few weeks past her 49th birthday when she died. Suddenly. Unexpectedly. I was 3 months pregnant with my second son and living in Ireland. I had that dreaded 3am phone call. My youngest brother was crying his eyes out and almost speaking in strange tongues. He’d found her, […]

My own IRL Dangerous Brian has two daughters. His parental/fatherly sex lesson to them was : One has bits and one has parts. They join together and make kids like you. And I’m gonna staple your knickers on you until you are grown up. End of lesson. Q for DB : Who has the bits […]

Once More. Same As Before. GB : 1st of November 2019 – Let Me Entertain You For those with 3 second attention spans, I wrote… Secondhandwise – I know someone who knows Robbie’s former bodyguards. Robbie Williams….so bad, he’s good :o) Before he got married and had 4 children, he was a Wild as could […]

Cankle – that bit between the calf and the ankle…the bit that I’ve just almost, nearly, not quite broken. I’m surrounded by Were-Wabbits. I’ve just been in the “kitchen garden” (so called because the kitchen window looks over it) and it has more craters than the surface of the moon. F’kin Wabbits. Whom we all […]

This is What I Know about and totally LIVE. I call it What You Give Is What You Get or What Goes Around, Comes Around. We all make our own Karma. I’m no longer subbed to Alex but sometimes he vibes. This is beyond disgusting. I’m talking as a woman, alone in my home with […]

My Least Favourite Celtic Queen! And this is NOT a hate-crime against Yorkshire peeps. I love Yorkshire peeps. They call a Spade a Spade…which means they tell the truth. Cartimandua sold out her tribe, the Brigantes, to the Romans. According to MS History. In doing so she – allegedly- betrayed Caradoc (Caractacus) the leader of […]

My Spirit is roaming. Doing Mad Stuff from MY world. Into theirs. And I don’t even have to be there. Funny AS…? The Ghost (the person they wilfully killed) at the Banquet who haunted both Mr & Mrs Macbeth. FOREVER&Ever&ever :o)

Yes. I admit it. I watched this Mystery History BS and the chitty chatty double BS. Only because I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad. NUMBERS ABOUNDETH in this one image. GB = #EVIL. She posts 2 videos of 2:22 (omg 6) and 1:18 (omg 10) and has 11 (omg […]

These two videos were filmed by me in May & June last year. The first one was me sitting just after dawn beside the old pig sty, now ManCave/Bar/Rec Room. WoW. We have had some great gatherings and barbecues in this space! This is the orchard. I claim no responsibility for all these trees. They […]

Gagged, tied, stuffed in the boot of a car and left out in the cold. In the middle of nowhere :o) Why does it always rain on me?Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?Why does it always rain on me?Even when the sun is shining I can’t avoid the lightning I probably told […]

I have just about every book written by Eleanour Sinclair Rohde. This one is Very Rare Now. But I have a copy. A 1967 reprint of the 1917 original. Um. Guess who I was watching as I was reading?