You will have to watch the full Royal Flush episode to understand the title here. And understand when I shouted “That’s A Bloody Da Vinci” when I took he into the National Gallery and we were confronted by a da Vinci cartoon. I’m a Only Fools & Horses fanatic. The lines are classic. Enjoy a […]

OOOps. 1 Comment. I’m in dire need of horseshit to help my garden. FACT!

Three, Four Knock at the Door. Ok. That’s the 4th time that I’ve been told that MY door will be knocked on soon. By those who have everything but still want MORE. MORE. MORE. My egg has been incubating for a long time. Golden? Maybe not. But shiny enough for the grabblers to steal and […]

Way back in time… Someone made a comment about being between a rock and a hard place. He said the HE was the rock. Absolute Truth. He was struggling with a cheap tripod. Y’all can check this out. It’s www published. Almost 2 years later I’ve upped the ante, mate :o) A winter’s dayIn a […]

Really? BTW – you need your teeth to check if pearl is real or fake. Look it up ? I used to get many offers to buy “GRANNY’s REAL Victorian/Edwardian PEARLS” for an astounding price. It ain’t pretty but…..!

The ARROGANCE that little me comes across every single day has become too overwhelming. From the booted and masked person guarding the local shop to the youtube channels that tell the world just how important and clever and life-changing and knowledgeable and “followed” they are. THIS is the NEW pandemic. Narcissism. Entitlement. I came from […]

Years ago – Hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face? Today – Stress free cremations/hair dye/chemical plant fertiliser… Yup. These are my programmed adverts du jour. Related to my browsing history or my isp or my age or whatever. I wash up about 4 times a day. I garden. I bleach and […]

I blame that freaking CROW we had! I’ve been out this morning tidying the garden. The canopy of our trees has got out of hand and the blackcurrant bushes are reaching for the light. So I had a fabulous idea (?!) I’d make an arch with the currant bushes and the random raspberry bushes that […]

Never give upNever give upThe tide is high but I’m holding onI’m gonna be your number oneI’m not the kind of girlWho gives up just like thatOh, no Through SICK & SIN, my…MY mission is set. And despite all the arrogance/entitlement/ME ME ME/I’m better than y’all/Bans/Death Threats – I’m not the kind of girlWho gives […]

I’m seeing the “things” everywhere. They get blown into the river beside Tesco where the ducks, geese, swans and their babies get entangled in them…or choke on them. Keep Britain Tidy ? My arse.

When a bird roosts somewhere, it rests there. This rather old saying, ‘chickens have come home to roost’, is normally used to mean that the bad things that someone has done in the past have come back to bite or haunt the individual. … The chickens finally came home to roost, I guess. The NOT SO Great Escape Plan aka Karma aka God NEVER […]

Good Luck and Best Wishes to… …the yt “truther” that I’ve just learned is in the process of making a video about the Fomenko timeline aka New Chronology. Oops. I might’ve just told the original researchers what is about to be REVELATED in 2021. My bad :o(