Yes. I ADMIT it. I’m a WIMP!

I got laughed at a couple of days ago by a lovely man and his father who were sorting out our shower. One was a plumber. The other an electrician. They laughed because I had to take them into the attics and down in the cellars. Why don’t you like being here, Jackie? I shouted […]

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Midnight Train to Georgia

GB : One of Many Posts about Tamar WHY do I feel more at home with Tamar. In Georgia. In the Caucasus ? I’d much rather be THERE. THEN. Than here NOW :o(

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Turning Japanese

I might be beginning to NOT LIKE my mates anymore. Hrrrrumph :o( Yes. TY. I remember. Tattershall Youth Club. Bopping to this! P.S. His mother’s son (?!) Someone hereabouts and his best mate spent 3 weeks touring Japan when they were 17 years old. The mate married a Japanese woman! NO WORD OF A LIE […]

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‘Cooperman & Blunderwoman are All Spaced Out’

Shouting across the hall – I’ve just questioned my eldest. Cooperman and Blunderwoman – remember them? Mother. That was before MY time. OK. Superman and Wonder Woman? Mother. Be Quiet. I am Working! OK. Zip ;o(

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Arsène Charles Ernest Wenger

Everything collapsed in MY world when Highbury was demolished and the home ground (at the cost of gazillions) became The Emirates Stadium. And then………and THEN ….the Professor aka M. Wenger was replaced too. OMG. How I used to LOVE watching the old Arsenal vs Chelsea matches. Dennis Wise vs Patrick Vieira. Sigh :o)

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Shouting at Inanimate Objects

Yes. A waste of energy but …! I have just declined Microfrost’s New App for the laptop. Within a heartbeat, my internet went down. 10 minutes later – I say (shout) Shout. Shout. Let it ALL out These are the things we can do without. C’mon. I’m talking (shouting) to you. C’mon!

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M DCC LXX

Look it up here : Arabic to Roman Numerals My eldest buys and sells on t’internet. Occasionally he comes across antique books. He bought a bunch over a year ago and put them up for sale. They didn’t sell. Guess who yoinked them away shouting Mine. Mine. All Mine (?) The one above is AMAZEBALLS. […]

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You Have Turned ME Septic Now :o(

FFS! You’re the Expert. With degrees and letters after your name and all that jazz. STOP asking me difficult questions. It makes NO sense whatsoever to me. Silly girl :o) P.S. I warned you x

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It Started With One Tiny Comment

All I said was… If you want to see CRAZY in real time, just join yt. She is a psychotherapist writing a paper for a major European Psychology Publisher. She took me up on the suggestion and I later gave her full access to my website and email. In a few short weeks, she has […]

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