JC

TY, HGS. Is THIS why JC (aka MOTORMOUTH) got sacked from the Beeb? ? ?

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Norfolk

My maternal lineage county. Anne (Nan) met George (Grandad) at a Bus Stop in Norfolk. George went to The Broads every year for the fishing. Nan and he were both newly divorced from previous partners and fell in love at first sight. In a BUS STOP!!!!!!! Mum was 10 years old. Her sister was 15 […]

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I LOVE My Laconic Friends

Just four words Spoken. Jackie. Remember. Oliver’s. Army ? WTFWTFWTF. Lyric. Words. Messages ? CheckpointCharlie? Been there done that. Oliver Cromwell? Bastard! He destroyed (?) Bolingbroke Castle. And (according to MS History) ordered HIS troops to knock off all the noses on ALL the saints statues, everywhere they went….Like Lincoln Cathedral ? ? ? Research […]

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REAL LIFE EXCHANGE

A fully functioning, heavy duty garden strimmer repaired and working. Chicken Cordon Bleu (a fancy pants name for chicken wrapped with cheese and bacon) and Baked Potatoes. Simples :o)

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Amends. THEY’LL Have a FEW : Lyrics

And now the end is nearAnd so I face the final curtainMy friend, I’ll say it clearI’ll state my case of which I’m certain I’ve lived a life that’s fullI’ve travelled each and every highwayAnd more, much more than thisI did it my way Amends, THEY’LL have a fewBut then again, too few to mentionI […]

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WOW! I Taught Him Well ;o)

My eldest son is being hounded, scammed and butt hurt by FAF internet sellers. Like mother, like son! All By Himself, Without a Single Word from Me – He’s just contacted the Garda and the European Court of Human Rights to fight this EVIL POS. Using “IT’s” weapons against IT vibe ? I love my […]

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Jehovah’s Witnesses

I have 5 lovely friends who used to visit me regularly. They were ALWAYS welcomed with a cup of tea and and an ear. I’m willing to listen. I liked them very much. But the day that I declared that I was a Flat Earther……………..was the last time I ever saw them. P.S. NEVER, EVER […]

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SCARY VIBE

Moi? OK. Guilty. Why? No idea. Maybe a small inkling or several? I’ve done and said MANY stupid things in my life but when I have people whom I’ve met in the last two years who know NOTHING about me. Like… a. An ex-Selous Scout in his 70’s – who is scared of me. b. […]

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WAR ZONE!

And guess who is the ARBITER ? ? ? For the past week I’ve been ordered to convene a council. No Word of a Lie! By whom ? Well. That’ll be the hoomans in the house who are thoroughly, completely and utterly pissed off with MY moles and rabbits and squibbles. And MY ORDER not […]

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£4.99

I had to pop into town early this morning to buy milk for my morning coffee. As it was before 8am, I wondered, who is open? Aha. The local newsagent. They sell milk. I got side-tracked by the magazines and spent an extra £4.99 on Grow Your Own. See image above. At least £25 worth […]

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Break Time

I am inside resting from my latest manic brush clearing/destroyer/get outta my way/rampage. OMG. I’m beginning to believe that we have at least 20 acres of usable land inside this 2.2 acres. Ouch. Hurt. Feet up on my groove watching Mr Igan :o)

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To Those Whom This MAY Concern

As in all those haters who’ve spent well over a year trying to destroy me and my work… I’m Very Sorry to tell you that I’m grateful. WHY? Well. Because. In FACT all you’ve done is make me -uuurrrrmmm- kinda FAMOUS. Oh dear. What a pity. Never mind :o)

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