Rhyme Nor Reason

Some days are good. Some not so good. Purging today. As in weeping buckets. Even reading John Wilmot’s A Satyr (ahem = SATIRE) Against Reason & Mankind set me off with the blubbing like a baby :o( Sigh! A Satyr against Reason and Mankind By John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Edited and annotated by Jack Lynch […]

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And I’ll Leave Y’all With…

An Emergency Rescue…phone call from a woman with a wobbly tree branch. No…NO word of a lie. HOW DESPERATE ARE They? Urrrrmmmm, yes. It’s just got very windy. Is that one tree or the about 1000 and more that I have ? ? ? Another meal ruined. Sigh. Me being the household alarm clock….4am tomorrow […]

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14th July 2019

GB : God Keeps The Original Receipts

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This Person IS Absurb + Karma

Oh. Crap! I was BORN understanding the Law of Karma. What I needed to learn was the former ABSURDITY of these sheisters :o(

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Bored with the Interruptions

So bored that I even accused the lovely Polish (?) man who delivered a recent parcel – and had to wait outside the door for 8 minutes ‘cos his phonething told him that he’d arrived here to early – of wilfully ruining the Spag Bol that I was cooking. Fortunately (phew!) he understood me (wtf?) […]

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That Is IT! I AM Undone :o(

Benedict Cucumberpatch reading Kubla Khan ? ? ? WTF is going on here…………………? Sorry. Just schwooned. BC. Sherlock. MAJOR Crisis. SLAP! Ouch. Stop that, GB. Hurty :o(

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POETS Day : Have I done Coleridge ?

Dunno. And I even had to check what day it is today. P Off Early Tomorrow’s Saturday. Someone nearby bravely/stupidly (!?) volunteered to do Emergency Rescue all week. 5 days in. At least 2 over 20 hour days worked. I’m upside down and back to front. What IS Sleep? Anyways. I love Coleridge. (I pronounce […]

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Letting Go Vibe

I have something inside me that has been passed down through the generations via my Highlander/Viking ancestors. It is called… …Fight to the DEATH. No prisoners. No quarter. For a genius (?) I can be VERY dim and slow :o( It’s not about ME and my pathetic need to be RIGHT all the time.I have […]

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Behaving Badly

I was in town just after 9am this am and had one of the best laughs in a long time with a young lad in the small shop that I now frequent. I’m far too impatient to stand in a LONG q!!!! The customer in front of me was, obviously, one of his mates and […]

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Outnumbered. 3:1

I’m the Dissenter. Heyho. 3 in this house want one of these. Me, Myself, I have/has a HUGE problem with caged birds :o( It would be kind of entertaining tho’ :o)

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Secrets of Saffron

I have and love this book. I have and love Crocus. I LOVE Pilau Rice. And Spanish Paella (without the seafood, ty!!) was always cooked with saffron too. And kedgeree (same as in brackets above) and most YELLOW rice dishes ;o) D’y’all know just how FLUFFING expensive saffron is to buy in a supermarket ? […]

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Loser : Move ON!

OMG. I’m being spammed Left. Right. Centre. Gotta love a HATER (?) ‘Specially one who HATES anyone else achieving ANY MAJOR LIFE SUCCESS. M’eh. Bye. Go forth. Get Gone. Go take a long run off a short cliff. Go play with the traffic. JUST MOVE ON, loser :o) P.S. I have blocked and deleted ALL. […]

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