BB – Caught PUBLICLY in the ACT of Denying HIS Ancestors

No one is above THE Law. NO ONE No matter what you say or do. Owen Benjamin has just been purged from yt. WHY?   Gammas after him or…yt fake algorwhatevers… or KARMA (Divine Justice) playing out IRL. Way to go, BB. Absolutely deny in public that you are Viking. I now sub to ZERO […]

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Our Military Saviours!

I witnessed – with mine own eyes – this morning, in a small market town, in the middle of nowhere, TROOP MOVEMENTS…….. AGAIN! It’s always done covertly. Never more than three Identical, Unmarked Vehicles at a time. Usually white or black. The give away ? ? ?   Said vehicles always contain quite a number […]

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Plants vs Zombies

There have only been 3 computer games that I’ve EVER obsessed over. Sonic the Hedgehog…Mastered. Doom…Mastered. Plants vs Zombies is the one and only GAME I play now. Every day (ashamed to say) Big Bad Butte is a fave. I can fry a COWBOY any day of the week :o)  

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v4n3554r053@gmail.com

VenusRose is DESPERATE for attention (?) Please, be kind to the poor xyz. She’s thirsty. And depraved. Sorry. Stupide fingers. Deprived of veedback. Sorry. Feedback. Have mercy on a dying VR – ego ?    

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All By Myself

New Moon in Aries. 24th March 2020. Oh. I’ve just burned my very last bridge. Even my nearest and dearest have just threatened me with “the men in white coats.” I am now IRL – THE FOOL. No baggage. Just my dog and I stepping off a cliff with complete faith in the future.   […]

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Mindless Violence Vibe

I was once asked (very stupidly by a stupid person?) “Which half of you is Scottish?” To which my very quick comeback was – “THE VIOLENT HALF.” I CAN’T HELP IT. It’s in my genes somewhere. Meanwhile – back in comedy land. Where I will live vicariously today. Because I’m calm now. (?!) Bottom. ULTRAVIOLENCE […]

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Eyes2See/Ears2Hear equals Tears4Fears

WHY am I being forced to say/write/show the same old/same old soooooooooooo many effing times? OK. ‘cos – 2 many peeps have neither eyes nor ears and they’ll just have to live now with tears4fears. SMH. You’ve been shown/told/warned far too many times to have a single case to answer.   Y’all have made your […]

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I Am NOT Gloating but…

…Who’s Sorry Now?     OK. I’ve had a moment of weakness. I’m only hoooman :o(

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OH! I’m Jus’ Feeling a WHOLE Lot Better NOW

I was ashamed of my shouty match in Tesco this morning. I’m NOT a Natural spokesperson. I’m ALWAYS a behind the scenes person by nature. But – SHOUTY seems to be the VIBE right now. SHOUT. SHOUT. LET IT ALL OUT, THESE ARE THE THINGS WE COULD DO WITHOUT, C’MON…WE’RE TALKING TO YOU (ZOMBIES)  C’MON […]

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A Quick GB Maths Lesson

And the reason why me and my maths teacher didn’t vibe. Q : HOW MANY 6’S CAN YOU SEE IN THE IMAGE ABOVE?   Answer on a postcard to –   P.O. Box. Q?

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The “CON-TROLLER” Finally Revealed.

Oh My Good Night Vienna. I’m devastated. It was Ken Bran ALL along :o( Nooooooooooooooooooooo! But I lurve him. I LURVE HIM Stick a fork in me. I’m done. Schwoon. Or maybe ’tis IAGO.  

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And the Winners of the GB Comedy Duo Award for March 2020 are…

…Those two above. I know and love many Comedy Duo Acts. Laurel&Hardy. Briggs&Louis. TwoRonnies. Cannon&Ball. Fry&Laurie. Abbott&Costello. Dumb&Dumber. Victor&Margaret. June&Terry. DickDastardly&Muttley. Tom&Jerry…………et al. But MY award goes to – Drum Roll Please. V&Melissa.    Applause. Encore. Cheer. Brava. Crack on entertaining us zombies :o)

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