NOT THE DOCTOR

Your children can totally humble you. FACT! Yesterday eldest heard me playing Travis – Why Does It Always Rain On Me? He said : We were driving somewhere when that played on the radio. Yup. He can even date-stamp the year. SmartArse :o( As for Alanis…he was too young but still knows her voice. I […]

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MOLESKINE

Like the girl below – I’ve used Moleskine books for almost 20 years. They contain so much research/thoughts/findings/rants/questions…swear words! I’ve tried many others but Moleskine was/is/forever will be my FAVE notebook. I have a few (?) BTW – I say Mol – Skeen too. ByTheByTheWay : They are freaking expense now! ByTheByThe….again. I’ve known the […]

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The Money Tree is DEAD!

Oh. It’s now the 8th of April 2021. Craptacular. Every day from here till then I’ll be getting emails demanding THE 300! Uuurm. The Money Tree died a long time ago, peeps. Already told you that. The bank balance is now minus £30and rising so…STOP the bs. Thank you :o)

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Grammar vs Comprehensive

Ooooh. My Dander is UP! I VIVIDLY remember taking the 11+ exam at Junior School. Bowl Alley Lane. Aged 10. Yes. It was stressful at the time. Waiting for the results was even worse. BTW – you’ll have to’ve been through the English Education System to understand any of this. Now – about 500 years […]

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Floyd’s India

Seeing Keith Floyd in the Kenny Everett video yesterday gave me the idea for tea today. As did the gale force winds and driving rain. We need GOOD WARMING FOOD. I’d love to say that I cooked from scratch but I didn’t. I cheated by going to Tesco. Heyho. We used to have an office […]

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She Lives?

OMGiddyAunt. I was told a few days ago to kill myself. So I did. OK. I (thought I had) trashed the last three years of MY work. I ordered wp to delete this website. KILL IT. GET RID. Why am I still alive after being completely reviled/ignored/trashed/humiliated for so long? Why do I have one […]

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The SAVOY

My brother’s wife and I spent a weekend in the Savoy, London when their daughter was a baby. Oh. She is now a teenager! She and I had great fun. A suite. When the Hotel had all those glorious 1930’s features. We stayed in the Bar until after midnight, surrounded by photos of previous guests. […]

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A Message From Beyond The Grave

OMG. I am NOT FREAKED OUT. Lie. I’m VERY FREAKED OUT to see this in my feed today. WTF? All I did was search BOTTOM :o(

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Dark Night of the Soul : 16th c VS 20th c

Dark Night of the Soul : St John of the Cross Martin Gore – It’s the dark night of my soulAnd temptation’s taking holdBut through the pain and the sufferingThrough the heartache and trembling… If you have ever been in the depths of despair…there is always a loving light to guide you……..FACT :o) P.S. Whaaaaat? […]

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Cities of Pure Geometry

I’ve been sent back to Ancient Roman times to study this one! Yes. Well. I don’t, for a single minute, believe that the author of these 10 books was Augustus’ Town Planner way back when. I’d bet all the money I have (£5.45p) that this man was much nearer to the time of Leonardo da […]

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But see how deep the bullet lies

HEARTBREAK HILL was a couple of minutes walk from our house. A long, steep incline that they had to run up. In full kit. Fully weaponed up. With himself standing at the top shouting encouragement and/or insults at them. My boys – aged 4 and 6 would run up that hill like sprites. Stand at […]

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F1RST TIME WATCH : MY Jury Is Still Out

God’s Honest. I have NEVER watched QOC before. I’ve heard him talked about many times. That is usually a massive RED FLAG aka Stay Away. But… …Matt showed up in my feed for the 1st time ever today so I thought, What the hey. Give him a chance. OK. Against…some of his sayings/accents are all […]

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